Life according to the cat who’s actually in charge.
I’m Chair. I was adopted for $50, went to college, regularly terrorize my cousins, tolerate an unnecessarily large dog, hunt Florida lizards, and occasionally get placed in timeout by Grandma.
Apparently my humans thought the internet needed my opinions.
For once, they were correct.
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Fresh observations, questionable decisions, and important updates from the cat who runs the place.
I went to college. Obviously.
My human went to college. Naturally, I came along to supervise. Dorm life needed standards.
The $50 Adoption That Changed Everything
One trip to the SPCA, fifty dollars, and suddenly my human had a cat. Her parents were on a cruise. They had no idea what was waiting at home.
I Run This House. They Just Live Here.
Every household needs a leader. Mine has Grandma, two cat cousins, one unnecessarily large dog, and me. Obviously, I’m management.
Meet Chair
Rescue cat. College roommate. Household supervisor. Professional lizard chaser. Chair has opinions about everything—and she’s more than happy to share them.
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More stories, more attitude, and more adventures from the cat who has something to say about absolutely everything.